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    From the land down under - If the world was turned upside down

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    sinister_midget
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    From the land down under - If the world was turned upside down

    Post  sinister_midget on Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:15 am

    Well, it's almost planting season! I can hardly wait because I think this year's crop will be better than last year's!



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    Living with my wife is a walk in the park.

    Jurassic park!

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    A lot of people claim Muslims are rapists and pedophiles.

    That simply isn't true. Some of them are women and children.

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    1. Going to bed early
    2. Not leaving the house
    3. Staying home from a party

    My childhood punishments have become my adult goals!

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    I'm going to start a business in India and put my call center in Tennessee.

    Let's see how THEY like it!

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    Charles Manson's health has been failing. But as part of his life-long dream he has been granted a sex change operation before he passes.

    News is the operation was successful and Nancy is doing fine.



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    My doctor told me to stop drinking.

    Then he told me to stop laughing.

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    I saw this headline this morning:

    JK Rowling writes first book for adults



    I don't know where they've been. I have a whole bookcase full of adult books written by other authors.

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    I guess I missed this at the time. Probably because I watch no MSM whatsoever.

    Anyway, Mr. and Mrs. Obama wave goodbye for a final time.

    A veteran waves back.



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    I work with adults who have learning disabilities. But I've been trying hard to get my employer to do a better job in the interviews.

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    I'm beginning to think adult supervision is a myth. If anything, my eyes are getting worse.

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    I watched all 3 Matrix movies and have come to the conclusion that it's just too unbelievable.

    All of that time spent on computers? But not once did Adobe want to do an update?

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    That's just Sikh!



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    #ADayWithoutImmigrants went so unbelievably fantastic that I think we should extend it with a new one:

    #ALifetimeWithoutIllegals

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    I started a fire in the fireplace the other day. I noticed a warning on the box.

    DANGER: Fire kills children

    Good thing to know adults are immune.
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    Re: From the land down under - If the world was turned upside down

    Post  Joencalif2 on Sat Feb 18, 2017 11:43 am

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    Psycho144

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    Re: From the land down under - If the world was turned upside down

    Post  Psycho144 on Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:50 pm

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